少女的祈祷，保佑你的JJ越来越小

每次过安检我总是过不去，他们说我心里装着一个你

你是狗吧

大家好,有富婆吗医生说我胃不好只能吃软饭(熊猫头)

就抱一下嘛（仓鼠管家）

恐龙

能给我个面子吗，好歹我也是超级会员，只不过现在过期了

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